Top Ten excuses for When You Inevitably Don’t Do Your Work:

Sentinel Staff

  1. Mr. Flachs ate your essay
  2. You got lost in Newark
  3. You’re still processing Screenagers and can’t look at the SLS course page
  4. You smashed the Like button too hard on The Sentinel facebook page and broke your wrist
  5. You broke your computer over your knee after watching Screenagers
  6. You got sunflower seed butter on your keyboard
  7. You binged watched Screenagers on a loop
  8. You’re Lily Williams 
  9. You were attacked by a screenager
  10. Homework is a liberal plot ! drain the swamp ! (AKA the SLS English Department)
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